Stoon Lake, IL

Founded in 1854, Stoon Lake, IL, is probably best known for the titular lake. And its repeated bigfoot sightings. There was a sasquatch sighting in 1891, another in 1968, and then several between 1975 and 2012.

Just this year, there was supposed to be a bigfoot attack. Jane, Shelly, Terrence, Terry, and Tommy all went to Stoon Lake to investigate — they didn’t find a bigfoot, but they did run into a couple of bigfoot hunters who seemed very interested in Tommy’s impotence problem.

Stoon Lake, IL

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